My father run away from home?

He was unhappy last night and he asked us to leave him alone.He was talking something about running away from home but me and my mother thought that he was only tired.



But this morning he can't be found and his clothes aren't here.On his table we found this letter.



What do you think? What he has done? And why he refers at him with the name "Dog" ?



"July 27, 2011



Dear Fellow Pawns;



Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 6477 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.



Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 643 limited times in the last 17 years has never given my well-being a second thought.



Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Dog 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.



Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.



Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.



Sincerely,



Dog



P.S. Tell the insurance company I was killed by 2 black men. They'll buy that with no further questions."My father run away from home?
He didn't run away... He committed or is trying to commit suicide... Go, try to stop him, you shouldn't be here!My father run away from home?
I found this letter on another website called suicide generator. I just yahooed Double Zesta Burger and found it (the third one down) The web site is :http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/archiv鈥?/a>My father run away from home?
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This sounds like the works of a Schizo