Funny Pick Up Lines? What do you think?

1. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

2. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

3. You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

4. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

5. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

6. What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

7. Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?



8. Check the girls clothing tag then say --%26gt; "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"

9. Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.

10. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

11.Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top

12. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!



I thought they were amusing =) ... thanks for reading!Funny Pick Up Lines? What do you think?
The worst one I've heard: You should be called gillette because you're the best a man can get!



awful :)
lol

Are you wearing space pants? Cause you're out of his world.Funny Pick Up Lines? What do you think?
Is that a ladder in your tights? or is it a stairway to heaven.
uhmmm no..not at all actuallyFunny Pick Up Lines? What do you think?
1. 6. 7. 11. are retarded.
OMG! Those were so cute! I really loved them!!!.
"nice shoes, Wanna F***?
Did it hurt?

...what?

When you fell from heaven?





Was your daddy a thief? Cause he must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.





That shirt is very becoming on you...of course.....(I leave the end part to your own imagination! ewwww).
eh nothing special
2 is hilarious! I'm gonna start using that one. :)
LOL i love them

heres another one



i dont know much about pies, but baby you make my banana cream
Nice, actually, 1, 6, 7, and 11 were the funny ones.
haha, those are pretty funny.
ew...
Haha! I have another one:



Wanna play handball? Your hands, my balls!
The funniest pick up line I ever heard was "So...you're a girl, huh."