1. Count to infinity
2. Slam a revolving door
3. Make words assemble out of fear
4. Believe it's not butter
5. know the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
6.win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
7.grind his coffee with his teeth and boil the water with his own rage.
8.order a Big Mac at Burger King, and get one
9. sneeze with his eyes open.
10. kill two stones with one bird.
11. lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
12.eat a whole cake before his friends can tell him there was a stripper in it.
13. drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
14. Watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
15.touch MC Hammer
16.play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and win.
A quick question for Christians
1. He created Infiniti. 2. He can make it slam itself. 3. Yes, If he gave them fear. 4. He has scientists do that for him. 5. Yes, but if he told you he would have to kill you. 6. What you didn't know that was the strongest hand. 7. Doen't need to the coffe is in him when he wants coffe. 8. Yes, because he works there so made 1 then orded it. 9. Typhoons, Hello. 10. Yes, he created you so I would remember not to sniff gasoline. 11. If he had a horse it would always be hydrated. 12. I think he would have a better birthday party than that. 13. No, because he would share it and plus he is lactose intolerant. 14. He already knows what they are going to say. 15. Yes, he gave him immortallity. 16. Yes because he didn't go first.
Another thing God can not do is show a total lack of respect for Himself. Perhaps that is why there are so many who do not respect Him around. The opposite of His righteousness will be far removed from Him, totally nonexistent.A quick question for Christians
Can something be all black and all white at the same time? Paradoxes don't negate the omnipotence of God. It's just an exercise in opposites that is oddly used to strike at God being all powerful.
lol..great list and Yes, I believe He can.
When I was a little kid I used to wonder if Gid could say everyone's name on the whole earth (first middle AND last) all in 2 seconds :-)
You can add that to your listA quick question for Christians
well if he created the universe and TIME itself I would say yes.
can you restart a video game? the universe is god's video game
you do realize that a bunch of christians are just going to say yes to everything
I dunno, but Chuck Norris definitely can.
Sometimes when atheists say they are smarter I wonder. This is one of those moments.
That was deep.
Better question: Can you...?
Dude, you have a lot of free time on your hands!!
Well, I don't know but I know this - God must love stupid people for he made you.
now where have we heard this before?
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