Do I have reasons to live? Committing suicide?

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 6478 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.



I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 643 limited times in the last 17 years has never given my well-being a second thought.



Well, congratulations, you win. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.



Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.



Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.Do I have reasons to live? Committing suicide?
Damn was that a good burger!
IF the only reason you think you should commit suicide is because the double zesta burger isn't out anymore, then you shouldn't. You should be happy and I life has so much more to offer, find something else that you love to eat, and cheer up, the world is such a colourful and exicting place! CHIN UP~Do I have reasons to live? Committing suicide?
you have to be a philosopher. i think, we have come from creator for to pass or fail to examination everywhere %26amp; every time %26amp; will get the result on the next world.
You're english is fantastic, even writing something so stupid like that (btw, don't kill yourself) you sound like someone with a lot of intelect :) Good on you.Do I have reasons to live? Committing suicide?
You're so right! You genuinely have no reasons to live, I mean committing suicide (over a burger) might be your best option ...pathetic.
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